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| Seeking: | Female Age 18 to 43 | | Status: | 42 Never married Straight Male | | Location: | | | Interest In: | Casual Dating | | Ethnicity: | White/Caucasian | | Living: | Homeless | | Eye Catcher: | Eyes | | | Height: | 6'0 inches | | Body: | Skinny | | Hair/Eyes: | Bald, Blue | | Smoke: | No way | | Drink: | Never touch it | | Exercise | 2 times a week | | Politics: | None | | | Education: | Some College | | Religion: | Atheist | | Income: | $15,001 to $25,000 | | Occupation: | Batman | | Offspring: | None | | Personality: | Adventurous | | Country: | United States | |
MY STORY
Well, it all started on a lonely night in 1981...late 1981oh wait, not the full story, right? Ill just get to the good stuff. Here I am now...still alive, pretending to be wiser, but probably just as dumb as always. Im a pretty normal guy. I like to recount the events of April 9th, 1638...nothing happened that Im aware of on that date, so its easy to recount as if I were there. I spend inordinate amounts of time collecting rubber bands, so in the event that the worlds supply is diminished, I will be the new world emperor. I also like to teach squirrels how to Dougie. Its going about as well as youd expect. So yeah, just a normal guy. hmu ladies finger guns
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