Single Male in United Kingdom, , Singles in Oxfordshire, Banbury Male

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Seeking: Female Age 18 to 43
Status: 45 Single Straight Male
Location:
Interest In: Casual Dating
Ethnicity: White/Caucasian
Living: No Answer
Eye Catcher: Eyes
Height: 5'10 inches
Body: Average
Hair/Eyes: Bald, Brown
Smoke: No way
Drink: Only socially
Exercise 4 times a week
Politics: No Answer
Education: Some High School
Religion: Atheist
Income: Less than $15,000
Occupation: Primark
Offspring: None
Personality: No Answer
Country: United Kingdom
MY STORY

She was doing yoga
I was in a toga,
she was doing yoga
I dont know her.
Handed me the sushi,
instantly I grew a beard;
It was bushy.

Her eyes mad a sound like
lightning,
which startled a sardine.
The sky was aquamarine.